i smoked a beer once…. and look at me now, i’m pregnant with a dog and $5000 in debt
That’s what you get for using Bing
i made a status on facebook that just said ‘hey” and my sister started commenting about her dead cat
um there’s a cute guy across the hall from my us history class :)
ask him if he wants to go down in history
arcademonkeys asked: wat do u want 2 name ur 1st chyld?? HUH BOIII???
JAMES DEAN BOIIII